Wannabees acquire David DeJesus + friends from the Bumbles

Wannabees acquire David DeJesus, along with platoon-buddy Reed Johnson, and relievers Luke Gregerson and Matt Thornton from the Bumbles.
The Bumbles also send along their 2nd round pick, all in exchange for the Wannabees 1st rounder.
The Bumbles also receive Shawn Kelley and Kirk Nieuwenhuis. Nieuwenhuis leads the league in extra vowels.

Confirmed.
Thank God I don't have to spell Kirk's name anymore...